Personnel River Woods - Comptroller Ever since he was a small child, Dr. Woods has displayed both a passion and an aptitude for business. Although the years have hardened him into a shrewd and ruthless executive, Woods has been known to show his softer side at times as well, penning sonnets and epic ballads addressed to his late wife, Hildegard, who died in a tragic bus accident thirty years ago today. Woods is in no way affiliated with the Belgium-based retailer of comfortable, yet fashionable, outdoor styles. Dr. Woods Tiger Phoenix - Marketing Consultant Coddled from birth, Dr. Phoenix nevertheless retains a distinct knack for hands-on, down-to-earth straight speaking, more characteristic of a smithy or longshoreman than the heir to a vast railroad empire that has persisted in its ascendancy since the middle of the 19th century. With his knowledge, experience, and persuasiveness in your corner, clients will be literally weeping in supplication that they may hire on your services. Dr. Phoenix (right) explains his two-factor model of commodities valuation to a local farmer B.W. "Tex" Watkins - Statistician Despite what those flashy television shows like Numb3rs would have you believe, the language of mathematics is not always synonymous with the language of profit; fortunately for us, Watkins is fluent in both. In his spare time Tex has also been known to play a little harmonica. Be sure to ask him (nicely) at this year's company cocktail party, and if you're lucky you might be treated to a performance! Tex Watkins