Spring Cleaning
My refrigerator stinks like a mens' room floor All molds and lichens crawling out the door And that's not the color that Miracle Whip should be I guess there's food among all the filth And I could sort it out but don't got the will So'i chuck it all in the trash 'n go watch TV
I'm throwin' it all away, lord I'm throwin' it all away I don't wanna see it another day So I'm throwin' it all away
The garage is jammed full of broken tools There's leaves and sticks in the swimming pool and the dawg's buried god-knows-what out in the yard In fact it's the same with the living space and pretty much every other room in the place I don't wanna clean so I'll just let it fall apart
My girlfriend's decently nice i guess But she's always wearin' that ugly dress To be honest, there's somethin' I don't really like She says that she loves me a lot indeed But I think someone else'd be better for me So tomorrow oh I'm gonna, I'm gonna tell her to take a hike
Now out where I'm stationed there at Fort John Duke they got this big ole button to launch the nukes that I found just the other day We're not s'posed to push it 'til the President say But I'm in a real pissed-off mood today So fuck it, I'm gonna blow it all away.
I'm throwin' it all away, lord I'm throwin' it all away. I don't wanna see it another day so I'm throwing it all away I'm throwin' it all away, lord I'm throwin' it all away I've had enough of the world these days And I can't think of any other way And there ain't really nothin else to say so I'm...