The Physicists

Hi, I don't think we've met.
My name's Rebecca; well, it actually used to be Randy.
See, I'm what's called a male-to-female transsexual.
I just had the operation a few weeks ago and I'm really excited.
Anyway, gotta go. To make sure my new vagina doesn't heal shut,
I have to stick a plastic rod up there six times a day.
What a pain, literally--You wouldn't believe how sore it is!
Nice meeting you!

Hey, do you wanna come to a birthday party?
It's for Shadow. Shadow, you know, my baby?
Um, yeah, he's our precious little kitty, of course!
We made him a tuna-fish cake.
And a real cake for us, or as I like to say, "his humans."
Cause it's like he owns us and not the other way round!!
He'll have the most adorable little party hat.
Oh, I can't wait!
What? What the FUCK do you mean, "just a cat?!"

Hey man, sup? How's it going?
So, I couldn't help but overhear you were
having some trouble figuring out that math problem.
You know, that equation you couldn't solve earlier today?
Anyway, here's the answer.
Oh, no man, no need to thank me; I really enjoy doing math.
And when you're as good at it as I am,
it's pretty much trivial.
Anyway, so you wanna like hang out later or something?
Oh. No, that's cool man.