Let's Get Divorced

Let's get a divorce
so we can have fun
stay out every night
and pass out in the sun
With the papers in hand
with the lawyers in force
let's get divorced
let's get divorced

We'll be so happy when the separation's done
Although our love was a farce
the fun has just begun

Let's get a divorce
how great it will be
the birdies will sing
for not you and me
The children will cry, sure
the neighbors will pry
When we get divorced,
when we get divorced

We'll be so happy when the separation's done
We'll jump and sing and laugh
And sleep with everyone

Let's get a divorce
then freedom will ring
from the tops of the hills
to the deep mountain springs
Corny as that may seem
It's forever my dream
To get divorced,
to get divorced

We'll be so happy when the separation's done
Far as the law's concerned we were never one
And I hope that you feel the same way too
Feel my happiness to get away from you
Let's get divorced